1st April, 2008

I really hate her. I do, I do, I do. Okay, vampires evolve with the times, yes? Otherwise we die. Simple. But don't you think she's taking this just a little bit too far? I mean, a computer?! It's just ... pointless! What the hell was I supposed to do with one anyway? Eat it? But no, Madeline hands me a laptop, happy as Larry (where the hell did that expression come from anyway?) and announces that I am to start a blog.

What kind of crazy start to a conversation is that?!

It's not like I don't know what a laptop is, it's just I've ... never learnt how to use one before now. I mean, it just seemed pointless! What was a vampire, who spent as much of his time as he could flirting with anything that moved, gonna do with a computer? Still, I accepted it ... Kind of. She may have barged her way into my apartment and told me that I was going to write a blog no matter what, because she was writing one too.

And yet I still didn't know what a blog was.

So, of course, I asked, as you would if you didn't know what something was. And she laughed! Actually laughed! Evil cow. Still, she ended up explaining it to me and how to use the laptop and ... Well, here I am. Writing this stupid thing, for no reason other then Madeline decided I was going to and ... Well, no-one disagrees with Madeline if they know what's good for them.

Okay, now that my rant is over ...

I love April Fool's day! It is the best day in the existence of the universe! I swear, this day is created with me in mind! I mean, how can a day where you are allowed to prank people be a bad thing?! It's just not possible! Okay, so the people on the receiving end of the prank aren't too happy, but it's not like they can't retaliate if they want to. So really, it's perfectly reasonable for me to sneak into Madeline's apartment and cover everything in tin foil.

And I mean everything.

Pencils, pens, paper, laptop, toilet, bed, sheets, clothing, everything! It took absolutely forever, even with Deren helping me but it was so worth it! She left at about 9pm to go to the club, and normally I would have being going with her. By the way, in case you're getting the wrong impression, we don't frizzle up in sunlight. We just generally prefer the night time. Perhaps it's in our genes. Anyway, back to the prank.

Me and Deren sneaked (broke) into her apartment, armed with rolls and rolls of tinfoil. Five hours later we departed, and waited anxiously for our unwilling prankee to return home. At about 5am, when we were just about ready to give up and assume that she had gone to some guy's house, she stumbled up the stairs. Behind her was some bloke, and the prank instantly got ten times better.

She stepped inside and ...

"KOBE!!!"

I ran.

She hasn't caught up with me ... yet.