Oh hell, I love dogs.
Yes, I realise that is completely random but I do. So much. Before today, they were big rats but today ... Oh, they're brilliant creatures! Absolutely wonderful! I have to get a pet dog! Seriously! I need one, badly!
... Perhaps I should explain, no?
Well, I never liked dogs before. Actually, I never really paid much attention to them. You didn't really see a lot of them if you mainly travelled by night. But today, I was out in the daylight, since Deren had decided to drag me out. Don't ask me why, since we didn't actually get anything done and he told me no reason for it, but nevermind. So anyway, he's blabbering away as we walk down the street, like he does, and we see this dog. Adorable thing it was, after I got a look at it. I ignored it for the first part.
Anyway, we're walking past it and it came over, though I have no idea why. Nuzzles Deren's leg, causing me to say he had a new admirer, and he glared at the creature. He pushed it away gently with his foot, which is a great achievement for him since rationality is not one of his strong points, before it nuzzles him again.
And bye bye rationality.
He kicks it backwards, and it bites him. Cutting skin and all. I fell about laughing as he tried to shake the dog from his foot, but it wasn't exactly a small one. Maybe coming up to my mid-thigh. Anyway, it clings on for dear life, completely shredding his shoes and cutting up his foot something bad. I was still laughing as it's owner rushed out of some store, apologising for the dog's behaviour, and took the thing home.
So now, guess what?
Deren has a huge fear of dogs.
Can you see why I want one?
Payback.
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