Maddie sure is something else.
And not in the good way.
So, she comes in, and asks why she hasn't seen Deren in a while. Now, luckily for her, I am one to kiss and tell, since it’s no fun otherwise, especially if I don’t remember the night before. So I tell her everything, including how he stormed out. So do you know what she does? Cheers! I kid you not; she actually cheers, and does the whole clapping thing and acts like an excited school girl.
What the hell do you do when a usually very … Well, not stoic but … un-excited-school-girl girl starts acting like that? Join in? So I just sit there, very confused and let her do her whole cheery moment before making her explain. So she does. And guess what?
She had planned this!
Not to get at me, oh no! She knew this wouldn’t bother me in the slightest, but Deren is a completely different matter. According to her, Deren has been in denial of his sexuality for a while. I think she’s talking a loud of shit, because I seem to be able to pick out a gay guy in a crowded room, but if that’s what she thinks, I’ll let her. Anyway, she got Deren drunk. Very drunk. Not drunk enough to not be able to walk, but drunk enough to get him into bed with me if she … pushed him a little bit. So, according to her, she bet him that he wouldn’t kiss me.
She lost out on a bit of money, but she said it was worth it.
Apparently this was her big scheme to get her back for that foil prank.
Now usually I wouldn’t mind but I saw the look on Deren’s face as he left. And I don’t know if it’s just me … But he looked scared.
I guess my life is slowly turning into some cheesy TV programme, eh? Perhaps Friends … Nah, that would make us Ross and Rachel or something, and that’s a little strange.
Anyway, tomorrow … I’m gonna find Deren. It’s been two days since I’ve seen him, and I think it’s time to set him straight. I don’t think Maddie told him about her little plan.
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