So, I visisted Deren. It didn't start well, since the first thing he did when he saw me was blush and slam the door in my face again. But you know me, never one to give up when a friend is in need ... Or I have nothing better to do. So, I knock on the door again, and knock, and knock, and knock ... And before it drives me insane, Deren opens the door again looking slightly demented. Me, with my suave good looks, charm myself inside his home ... Or slip through the door while he's yelling at me and hasn't had the chance to close it again.
I've never before loved being this skinny.
Anyway, he yells at me some more, which was bloody boring! He kept repeating himself, over and over again! I was yawning by the end, before he finally made a decent point. Well, not so much decent as it gave me a chance to reply. 'And I'm bloody straight!' Now, I can't remember when we got onto the subject of what happened those few nights ago ... Damn, my memory is terrible, I can't even remember when it happened. Anyway, we're talking about it anyhow so I should at least get a word in, since I was involved. So instead of my brilliant wit, he actually got a serious reply, which was quite an amazing thing from me. 'We don't know ourselves the best, it's the people around you who know you really.' What a brilliant spark of wisdom!
... That I heard Maddie say once.
And it's a load of crap. I know Deren's straight, it's only Maddie who's got this strange notion that he's gay. But hell, I wanted him to stop yelling because God he was loud! Perhaps me actually being serious would shock him into silence.
No such chance.
I'll save you all the details of the argument, in which I pride myself on not shouting once ... Except when he insulted my hair. I don't care if it's ginger now, no-one insults the hair! It was a lowblow anyway!
Well on with the story ... When someone is trying to convince you that they are straight, you will be very, very surprised what you will find out about their sex life. Seriously, it's worrying. They will tell you anything to convince you that they are 100% straight, and have no interest in the same sex and I believed him in the first place! I never wanted to know some of the things he told me.
I really can't be bothered to type this all out, so we'll cut it short. By the end, Deren was determined to kill Madeline and I was quite happy to let him. Perhaps not help though.
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